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, Entered ll war-ona-char nIaller'June 2!. 1885, I! the poltomca If Chicago. Illinois, under
an of Linrrh 3, IN’). . -- , "
Published Every Saturday r ‘ -
.W. I). BOYCE C0.; CHICAGO, ILL; K. ' :1
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I3-My firstls in port. but not bay.
My second is in night. but not in
day. I ; ’: I. f I ‘ ‘
My third s in dog, but not in cat. l -
My four is in mouse. but not in rat.
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' . V . . svsscmnlox xurns. .1 . - . ,k . .. , packers. r . ’ .. .. -; . '
Single mum-lpxlnnn toths chlcnzn Ledger by man 32.00 n year (5: issues). tlloo for six "I understand that in -the ew play ' V ' 7 ’ -‘ h ,
months. threeamonth so cents, I nuvn 'o. lRem'rtnnce h uid made by Bank Drift. ‘ . W :1 S . . ‘
Xtrlri-lured m-. rniroi-lira or E:nreu Kinney on-o'er. x’3;I:IEDXU'Kbl'ChIC1HD Ledger. The "‘.‘.f,",g2:,?;"“ 3‘ “mum pan‘ 0' ‘""'.5'.D'e”on r -
moi-eu tub on your paper shows the onto (0 which your subscription in mm.
single routes. 5 rem-: .2 .
s l , ' , .u)i‘F.R1'lsi.s'u ru'n:s. ,
For Display. $3.04! each Ante Line: for
circulation of the trhlcngo Ledger and The sniurony nuoa combined.
rights in stories purc‘i'rnsed.by-the Ledger revert to the uuthor (allowing their pun.
llcnuon by us. sons are warned azuinst reprinting tllem without tirst ohtsinlngghe
consenrof (ha author. r . - - .
Have You ‘Bboked .Your Passage?-
'1‘ ISN'T too late. And the cost is but tritiing. There is still a way to join Mr.
1; D. Boyce’: expedition to the South Seas, for as this Ledger comes into
V your hands the partywill have disembarkecl at New Zealand and is now ar-
ranging for a base from which; this picturesque part or the world is to be thoroly
covered. Already the tirst set of picturesand the snappy travelogue that ac-.
companies them are on the way ac on it fast Pacino steamship. - Therefore
if you begin now to take The Saturday Blade you'll be just in time to follow every
step of a tour of extraordinary interest. ' .
Now, it isn't only New Zealand alone that is going to be photographed and
covereli in an interesting, chatty way, but Australia. a. land that today boasts
both civilization and savages, is also going to be made into mighty readable ma-
terial. Then will come the tour of the Soutlz Sea Islands by a special oil-burn-.
ing yacht. and you'll almost meet face to face savages which belong to 3. race
not to be found on any of our continents of today. . , ‘ , ‘ .
And all this by taking the Blade. the llvest. newsiest newspaper in America.
' The Ledger, by the way, will run some capital stories laid in this part of
the world. and thus try to lend a little romance to fact that is already highly
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romantic in itself. ( p - . - . . . , .. ‘ ‘ “
First article is on its way! Step to the Blade windowltor your passage. ,wu1:‘f:e;..h" ‘la’? ”‘”‘" Wm" ’9f“P‘m“ . Asswnxs 1-o nus-r WEEli'S‘Pl'ZZLES.'
Order the Blade from the agent who sells you the Ledger. - , ' ‘ :3 ' 9-1'Ulldle-
. . , .
, > . . 2 , ; Experience Tells. ""‘”"“"" g
‘ I here sMore in the Paper I han News gv, - ‘ ........ 3....
I I Says the Editor - v t I - ‘ I > ‘ 3-1:‘-pg 8-g-in
UR modem newspaper congajng 9, ’amount:ot yellowbecks? And who. con. l , I-R-at-A S-1,0-I-I
mass or r us mam :';?."":..;::r; :25: ““””.i'.‘y".'“‘Z.“.$n“.l“,’. - 2 l """-M . M-E-D
. lated to amuse every member of
the family, regardless of his or her age,
h or six, his or her business,
antemdents. likes and dislikes. It is
that part commonly known as the news.-
combined with that known ss the edi-
to Here are to be found the inter-
esting hits, the little drama: of life. the
odd, the interesting, the striking, the
so-called sob-stories. and what. in gen-
eral, will interest the reader.
has been elevated from Poverty to com.
parative affluence thru. finding this
purse? A taxi d ver. a. seamstress. a
rnilllner. 1 girl alreadY rich. ll clerk. a.
wheat broker
runtcy. or a trump?
.Le o on to another column. Here
we have in the Male Situations Wanted:
STN. TVTD.-S C A ND I N A VIAN
Classified, 35- cents a wl'ml.'."per insertion icir"
,.
the verge of bank. 1
Why. she, doesn't say"a';l A young gemml I
2. A thought.
word." x . .
"SYell. isn't that difficult for Alice?" ' 3. Repose. ' .. , ’
E . I. 4. Not early. ‘
Back for Another. -‘ -
did me E. favor ten years ago," - A “=31 L954"-
--rou V .
The uprights spell the
said the stranger. “and I have never for- s I 5-‘
S0 9 11>" V > ‘ names of two Well-known
, "Ah." replied the good man, with la. 1 - fishes.
grateful expression on his face. “and ” 0 .
you have come back to repay me." 2 ' RUNGS,
"Not exactly." replied the stranger. ' 1‘ A memento.
“I've Just got into town and need nri- ' 2. A state. ‘
other ravoi-. and I thought of you right "
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" .: 1 ' I
Ring Repnrfeh. g ‘
does pity you." .said’a. col-
. ‘ wllnucline Name Puzzle.
-Behead and curtail a. man'sxname
' and find an untruth.
‘ “Ah 'shuah
- 2. Be-head and
ored pugillst to his opponent as they fmi find an alfilcle of furniture.
squared on. “Ah was bahn with boxiri'. 3- Behead and curtail 9. man‘: name
gloves on." . ,‘ - , . K -, ( h and mid a tiresome person.
“njaybe you was." yetorted the other; - W 4. Behead and curtail a.-man‘: name
“and Ah reckon you’ss going to‘ die do and and 3 girl's name. ‘- ‘
same way." - ' - ='nd.“Be:t-tad‘ and curtail n rnalrs name
g go. on ‘ n o ear, , ' ’ '
w ca.m-mu. - .‘3:.l'=.:.“‘.:.".‘:.:“.'.‘=.::..’:...“;=" = W
:15 Mr. Wadlelsh rich?” ‘ 7. esdland curtail a man‘: nnrrle
He's moderately well om He's worth and dad tardy.
a million or two-" ‘ s. Behead and name
curtail I man's
"Good heavens! Any man who has 8. and nod to repel. .
million or two is rich "
Sunday school had. Juafbegun when “-n"“c.L“"""‘
the teacher turned to 9-year-old Edward A"”’”- A“3‘“'1v -7““93v L6‘V'NnC0- A1-
and “keg him why he mg been absem berta. Lily. Marion. Olive. May’. Bertha.
rom Sundayvschool last Sunday. His “
13-TIC“! Tulel.
answer came Dromp and c arly: ’ p
"Pop and me went blackberrying last 1. Bullock. 2. Forelock. 3. Flintlock.
SHINE?-" " I. Fetlock. 5.’ Wedloclt. , z
Teacher was nonplused. "Why. Ed.
ward.” she exclaimed. "Dan’t you have t
any idea what will happen to little boys no annweru
who pick blackberries on Sundays?" ‘
lg Is not desired (hut rfmlets bend in
to Ila pliulc-.
rlnted -inuyly an buin (escort. and
. - t . T S‘ I l R ‘ 1 ‘ ,, ,,
Ticgzftayiit1%;hEnl::;:;:3‘v;iOer‘;:; g Rae‘. egtzgigalgfpersglgg “$3333 Yes. In am. his answer was again correct uuuuvn will be printed the fol.
at breakneck weed replete with small week and board. 1‘ 912. Dally Vu1- """“”" "They'll 3“ "““e"‘ "“ "“"""" """" """
still type, no pictures. no cuts, no -"'
interesting leads. nothing but dull pro-
saic details about some one who wants
something of or from some one else.
e commonly don't read that depart-
IIINK of ill‘ A gentleman who knows
the art of Hckling the palate and
pleasing the tummy puts his valuable
services at 8200 3-month and board.
ment. none of us. unless we happen to which equals about-say-W75. the sal-
wsnt a Job. or want some one to fill a “V “f “'3'.” “ 'g“'c‘“5 ”"““"“9 “‘
job. or want to trade something. It's “ ms" b“5'“”“'
supposed to be the epihme of dullness.
a condensation of the prosaic, an 3
embracing compendium of that-which
it-lira-burden-to-have-to-resd! ’
ut is it? How many of us have ever
and high
week in a
private household was a fortune. But
here's a royal cook. indeed.
Let's mass on to the Female Situations‘
“lasted:
minus one or both legs it titted the bungalow offered for sale has in
with artldclal limbs. as riagmen at some way secured 2 mortgage which
crossing in o hours amounts td more than the place can
and email may. I-Iusy work. Apply possibly be sold for. Surprising as this
employment department, Mr. Cassl- may seem. this often occurs in real es-
D. Railroad. fate deals. thru lenders ignorant of the
true value or property.
Here’: an interesting situation. A-man loan was made on the su
may be without both legs and one arm, some public
unable to support himself by any known enhance the value of the property, nrld
occupation. yet here's an occupation In this improvement failed to materialize.
which. by merely keeping his eye: open 0. as as result, the security is not suf-
snd waving a. red ii t specified in- ficient for the loan. But the borrower
to-rVals-hs can be of service to the is still legally liable for the amount of
dal'. the C. IL 8:
mo.-oly gone over a. local newspaper? 5 . .. - N d I M H, 1-,, 1, m ..,
W e before us now 9- copy of s “Tb-‘TXON WANTED‘5E“'""G E32, $3. the Jliirtlsemeiz; oaunrd tr: Wl:I:n:;teg)‘JlbaeC(:orlVll1lebil:;rT?c:0I?Ie::lfi:2
local newspaver which. for the sake bl’ llwt-class seamstress Wlll :0 wages are small venture to the hammer at foreclosure and :-
of unnnym call the out for 51 y In 1lIll<?h- Ad‘ say that to the man handicapped as in hsps evpecung in (all 'y (0. game
it we shall
Dally Vulcan. The date or this panel-
is the same date on which this Editor‘:
Ta! 5 written. meaning, therefore.
date anywhere from live to thirty days’
dress P ISL Dally Vulcan.
Here‘! 3 drop in wages. A hi-st-class
prior to the dale upon this Ledger asks Jul) s w wan‘ 1 I
cover. And it you seek bar thru the seamslrt-I3. who presumably dresses up r>.ocxw1:l,.1, STREET, 3'. .2799. with shisxglmfhat beefos:s‘l,h:a]Il:oI"atg‘::i:a<9n(i:
ole: of all the Daily Vulcan: you shall W136? Ind vle-us mlhd! hu=l>and- furnished rooms outntted prI- Joreclosed. the real estate will go up‘
3."-,1, an ‘L ask! 51 day and unch for Ier‘v'lce3- msry colors for peoplo Imicled with ,
, hm,” mm ", uaumed ad. Csnqshe live on that amount? Can she
vertislng section and see what verdure 9!
we can u p.
Prominent in the "Lost and Pound"
columns we come across the following
W, .
But enough for this’ column. We'll
slip on to‘ the Classified Help Wanted.
Far along in the D: we sturnbls upon:
want to have 9. Judgment against
for the dilrerence. 5 Judgment which
ca be collected. In other
1n value. And. for this. he is willing o
sell his rights for a dollar.
Traveling along in the Paper. we come
to the Barter and Exchange column.
And there. part way down. we glimpse
2 following ol'ier: '
color Now
n maroon room end B front parlor
“'Hh southern exposure In sky blue
fittings. Rent: from MI) to H5 3
'99
idiosyncrasies. vacant,
‘name
advertisement:
ALLEY L(7S'l'eBLACK LEATH-
er, Sunday night, just outside Con-
elther 0 Michigan
r Congress. containing
3:11.000 in hiIls'of $1.000 denomina-
DETECTIVFIS.
Wanted at once loo men who have I
had experience in. detective work.
for specfal secret work in Chicago
and environs, Must be experienced.
Good s-aiaries.
once.‘ 1: 19!. Daily Vulcan, or phone
Central 6521.
“'rile or phone 1!’
Now. here’! I mystery. some one rud-
J. C. Berkaon, Atty,. First National
Bank Building, or phone Kenwood wants ’en-i quick. Considering there’: no
. , strike on in Chicago at present. isl-l’t
i this I peculiar call lalnrles will
, Now. here, nestling sway In the ad-
vertlsernents, is the concrete ncknowI- perlence. We ave
quiflint: our editorial Job and fulfilling
our life-long ambition to become ualeulh
like old Kin: Brndy or Nicholas Carter.
Under Miscellaneous an. evil:
for help, we come‘ to the following in-
terestlng little ad: .
veritable fortune in 31,000
that with this fortune were papers of
still larger value.
fnrtune arnun
x .
MEN-‘VIZ CAN GIVE E3iPIDY-
cash on his body’!
ment to men with only one arm or
papers could he I fitting mate to this
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denly wlntl -n hundred detectives and.
wlm. EXCIIANGE rovn-Acnn
chicken’ farm, near Elgin. for motor-
Now we shall have at some future
date something to say about the uteri:
of colors upon rrisnklnrl. but we shall cycle with up, A)” 3.39“.
pause long enough here to remark that chicken farm, near Aurora for
nrriitlst the avalanche of descriptions equity in city frame cottage. ' so
penned by n pirinlz lnndlarlles. here. in- 6-acre same. nenr Rockford. for
deed. is 517: no description but good laundry business, or ls kery
rlone in the way or room-to-rent ads. bu neu. or hit busin rs hnvo
Stand in ii n get your tempera- you" Address '1‘ I. 177. Daily vul.
mental color at North Rockwell street. can.
Very sin-ml ml var)’ llnril-IE. Inn’: .
Under Real Estlte For S-l we come There’: 5 revrlarkabln situation, one
to the following niznllicnnt advertise-
ment: " r I
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FOP. SALE-H. TAKES EQUITY
(Concluded on Page 22,)
slam Wxisr WA1'CH---Fl1l-1E.
15 You wont I 850 Elgin wrist watch
Free, write E. II. Devil. Dept. HM, 1315
Ave, Chicago. He will send
, beautiful wstch if you will display nu;
Now the explanation of this ltlrtllnz products to your friends. 1; yum
offer is evident, to one versed in real I watch Free. writs Davin.-Adnrtlsm
utstiv matters, The present owner or meat. , . .
hotel if bought. 1' 199, Daily Vul-
can.
