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2 CHICAGO
sloth Lasso
Icopvrirht. 1920, by w. D.
Tot. XL"III. DECEMBER 4. l!
ntcrotl an second-class matter Jun: II. link. It the pultotflct at Chluxo.
Lurch 2. ins ‘ ‘
Boyce co.l
2 NO. (9.
E Illinois. under
not or
Published Every Saturday
W. D. BOYCE C0-. CHICAGO. ILL.
isnmsli North Dcnrbtrrn Street.
SUBSCRHTION l'KA'l'E5.
icaxo Ledger by mail 82 00 I your (52 Issues), $1.00 for six
ce should be ma Bun
Elnxio subscription: to the Ch
months. three month: 50 cents, in Advance, ltemlttln do K Drift.
Registered Letter. Poltattico or E p to Money Order. pl lo to the Chicago Lodger. ‘line
a dress tab on your pap-r shows I e h your bacrintion ll DIJIL
h
Emilia cavlel. inclu-Jinx Duck nurnbe
ADVERTISING RATES.
For Dlnnlay. 53,00 each Axnie Line: tor classified. 35 cents a word, per insertion tor
circulation of the Chicano Latins! and The Saturday Blade combined.
the Ledger revert to ti-is nllthor toilowinr their pun-
rights in storm purchuscd by
All D l’ obtoilllrij lhl
All
llcation by u on: are warned Ixlinal. reprinting them without lira:
consent or the author.
Omar Rev-i-sed I
Editor
Oil the Dry Road that we must travel,
90- ,
By the
< ‘ XII.
A book of Verses underneath the Bough
A Jug of Pop. 3 Loaf of Bread-and Thou
Beside me singing ln the lvilderness;
Oh, Vt'ildel'ness were Dcsolate enowl
-XVI l 1.
For irrigation use it's on the Blink
That corner Store where Glasses used to
LX2(l.
The Senate writes: and, having writ.
moves on; nor all your Piety Wit.
Shall lure it back to Cancel lull! a line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word or it
LXXIV.
I‘ i. ' D an r -
And Hoolihzn. the Capfthnt walks the “‘“''‘’“’'..Th 7 my“ “"9" "
9 L n h d -
Raps on the Door but cannot get a Drink. T“"“?";" ' s‘‘e“e' Trmmp an D“
LIV.
, H ‘ h w encs you ciune. .
W“‘ep"::;u’?“r our “or m 1 e nm or Mllk;‘then why you go, andrwhere. .
Of this and That endeavor and dispute: . ’ l
Better be Jocund with a Glass or iumt “W 1 ,, C‘L3‘xX-“j,Ll h K .
Than sadden after one; or better. Fruit. E 1',’ 5:7; V"nCey' 9‘ W 030 um 9
Me-Corpse 'wit' Phrollihitlon is gone
d-dhrv,
But all m‘. wit’ the old familiar hooch
III. , l
And lately we heard from out the Dark
V"
3 R Methinks Oi moight recover bhye and
hhyo ‘
Then Trending thruout the Dusk
ale .
a Vessel on his Shoulder: and
taste or it: 'twas Ginger-ale.
an
Beariniz ‘ v' ‘
I-lo bid us And much as Wine has playedxthe In-
‘ I-XI. And robbed us or our Robe or IIonour-
'11 Bevo be the juice of Wheat. who dare ‘
Biasphems the amber Liquid as a Snare
’ To trap the man that's seeking four
per cent’!
Who'll try-but say‘, who put that Bevo
there? 8
e . -
“'9 wonder often if the Milkmen bathe
In slut! less watery than the Milk they
l sell
Cl.
And when like us, Oh. Clancef. you shall
LKIV. 7
Tough, is it not? that or the Thousands Your door and hasten quick around. the
w o ' Block
Before us pass the'door of Murphy‘: thru.
To Murphy's place to have a. hip or two.
e returns and diiates by the ll
And reach his Door-well. 'you she
knock and knock!
Luck in Odd Numbers. '
Letter From Percy Palaver to Mini Beatrice Bond. South liensgvurton.
' BEAUTEOCS BEING-I can remain silent no longer. Out of the heart the mouth
writetli. I love you. I think about you all day. I
dream about you all i . You are the only woman I ever could love. Lite at
my life. heart of my heart, soul of my soul, will you be my wife?
Yours for ever and ever, PERCY PALAYIER.
5!. June: Street.
March 14th.
Miss; Beatrice Bond is in receipt -of a communicntlon from Percy Palaver, in.
wllich Mr, Palaver inquires it Miss ond will abe his w . Bond desires to state
that she is unable to comply with Mr.’I’altlVer's request. Mr. Palaver's letter has
not been acknowledged before this owing to the demands of previous and subse-
quent correspondence. BEATRICE BOND.
Letter From lulu Bentrlce nona to rert-9 Ptalnrer.
Letter From Perry Palaver to lulu Caroline chance. Elton square.
March 15th.
Beauteous Being-I can remain silent no longer. Out of the heart the mouth
. I love you. I think about you all day.-I drczlm about
you all n g man I ever have loved You are the only
woman I ever could love., Life of my life, heart ot my heart. soul or my soul.
will you be my w
Yours for ever PERCY PALAVER.
e .
and ever.
Letter From His: Caroline Chance to Percy Palaver. St. James Street.
Dear I‘ercyrYou dear, amusing boy!
last letter was very amusing. I showed it to mamma.
enioyed it very much.
‘more than amrn, the gentleman to whom I recently became 'engaged.
wants to meet you. Drop in some time and see us. i -
ours sincerely. - ' CAROLINE CHANCE.
Letter m-om Perry rnlaver to mu Gwenaoien cunt. Grolvenor Place. <
' March 18th.
Beauteous Being-I can remain silent no longer. out of the heart the mouth
I think about you all day. dream
e only woman I ever have oved. You are the
n Life at my life, heart ct my heart. soul of my
soul. will you be my wile?
Yours for ever and ever, PERCY PALAVER
Letter From lulu Gwrndoien out to run Palaver, at. June: Street. .
'7 hInrch19th. ,
Sympathetic soul-Your letter has come. so my answer must go. You loos
me‘! I love you! You think about me all da and dream about me all night?
I think about you all day. and dream about you all night, I am the only woman
you ever have loved, or ever could love‘: You are tire only man I ever have loved,
or ever could love! ’ .
L of my lite, heart or my heart. soul of my soul,
-. Yours for ever and ever, .
I will be Your wife‘.
GWENDOLEN GUSII.
-‘T X
Clipping From the London Timur
Drink Vlrster; then you'll know 'fi’0i.1'i '
LEDGER , V
Hot Off the Jokes‘mith’s‘Anvi1
jff
b ’ Brain Teasers.
. 3s4’:;%.f‘:::..::.::;::;’“.:i2:.‘:."“
" Without my whole I wonder how your
garments would keel) on?
He Got T henif]
cimngrd neualnizs. x
g V H ,, -Change the ilrst letter and make
I or learning a center; tender, to
"What is the baby crying so about.. be afraid: a suitable companion. destiny;
atie?" > not heavy, not 10096.‘ -
mlram
"Tho master's shirt-studs.
“lvhy don't e the little dear Certnln rem. ,
ha“ Kh8m- WW7" , -1. A pen that is hanging.
. H...“ ma'“m' and he s swallowed 2. A pen that begins it stated al-
9m' . ' lowance.
’ - 3. A pen that is sorry. > .
It Often Ilnppenl. k pen lls ing;1r9dBlblE.
d," id . pen a S a - .
“"3 I "N engage:-Do Syaou 6. A pen that began a State,
friend Ethel. It
g was cm 6 1-0: M ‘
I was walking In the uark one Four-W0!“ 5'1"”?-
To ascend.
.. A holly tree.
mantle.
wet afternoon when he steplled up and
his umbrella," r
"I see." said Ethelzflie was caught 3. 1.;
al .
in the rain.’ 4. A Way out.
n ..
The nlzh co.‘ 0' Lang“-Se. Ahsth E115 'l’0'LAS’I‘ ‘V EEIWS PIZZLES.
,.”)y Bm", " Iisilmhumerlcnl Enigma. K
-.w,,a', is jg?" Franklin Pierce. ‘
"Your doctor's out here with a flat (France. pier. 1lnk.neck, leap.)
lire." - '
"Diagnose the case as datulency or
the perimeter. and charge him accord-
ingly," ordered the mirage man, "Thais .' v -'
the wny he goes biz" 38.-Metamorphosis.
. hr. 1. Camp. tarnp. tame. tiape. typi-
. Call, hsli hull. hur . hurt.
M‘ ‘“ “C '3‘‘‘‘'‘,'‘‘- . Path, patio. date. date, dose.
lie-A self-made man is ‘common 4. Card. hard. hand. hind. hint.
enough. but we seldom hear or B sell- 5, Book. wok, cork, card, card‘
roads woman. ..
She-Well. considering the kind of ar-
cle the men in the sell-makinE business
aslmltnagrnln. '
Success. - ‘
as
3S3'mFour-word Square. ‘‘
‘ Y P .
ti
turn out. you can hardly blame us woxn- E ‘S; A U x
en tor not taking it up. - L A I T
P U T s ‘
Better Sta in the F in Pan. ' - '
r Y ‘ ry , g g It in not desired that render: send In
the Iltl rl lo the puzzles. They Itre
printed I mply -Ill brain tennerl. nntl III:
correct nnnvverl will In: printed the [ol-
lowlng tree .
t’ , It - 1 j
t - Ivaf7eII'l!le‘..
A “This speech or mine is getting to
' " be a hard piece or work." confessed
“I'm having trouble in supporting my- Sen-liar Sors um. ‘
wife," “lou ought to boil it down." said the
“You don't know what trouble is. Try friyvd-.
not supporting her." , ‘Ive been trying to. But a speech
p is often something like an egg. The
more you boil it the harder it gets.” ,
" 7 .
Strange. ll True. cs
Property Man-The stage is about to
be upllrted. Mike. .
Electricianmllow do you get that
way"
Dlnfhe Not.
“I must say," remarked the dorisive
person, "that a man looks ludicrous in
t'he‘(‘luthing his wire goes out and buys
1
replied lilr. Gruwcher,
ore’ ludicrous, in my opinion. .
than his wife looks in the clothes she Propertyxliian-Thi h a ll
cow out and buys for herself." that there farce-comsdyezoxxlnilgrlly isxl
. ' otlice doesn't call for a bed in any way,
Goad Enough. shape or torrnl
"The reason you don’: like good mu- "‘
sic." said the musical crank, "is because Ambiguous. .
Du Ii n't (1 I I1 it.” u - '
7 ..We‘:‘.. ““ "5 a“ Do Englishmen understand Ameri-
. e matter-oi’-tact can
man. "isn’t the fact that !.don‘t under- n
stand it a. pretty good reason (or not
enloyins it?"
slang. .
Some of tliem.do. YVhy?"
"MY [daughter is to be married in
> ‘ London. and the Earl has cabled me to
‘ ‘come across "
“lVell"" '
“'ord to the Wise. . ‘,
''V,V.‘'hat are you cutting out of the pa.’ 73085 he Want me or my Wed?"
'5
HOMESPUN YARN I
Consider now the useful spud, '
-VS hich strengthens muscle, hang and
“Iibout A man getting a divorce be-
causo his wife went thru his pockets.
‘:What are You going to do with it?
Put it in my pocket."
A Mind [or Detail.
“Do you think airship passenger serv-'
ice‘ will become thoroly practical?"
I dunno." replied the railroad
ductor. w '
and throw 8.
Pa)’ his tare!‘
It
His First Meal.
I blood v
pr you peel it very thin
OOH: '
mare gal?‘ going to stop The “chest pa" ‘glen ‘he ‘km!
an o .
. B "W393 W A coat or shellac once in a. While makes
the linoleum look like new and save; the
Pattern. 4 .
b 1‘-'5'ED0d ‘economy to use up leftovers.
ut it s still better to plan so there won't
be any leftovers. ‘
Short or dust cloths? l'x'othing better
30:1‘-i(ak; them 01 an old lisla or silk
I ' I1 5. es ll
padded mgethgsliia Y it several are
A little hint dropped now and then
as to the desirability of 2:. water system
the farm home. like the little seed,
1 grow and produce fruit.
Mother was
c3b“1‘"‘3’ drill. , n
mi-all i,shl6t‘.'l’?ormm.; when we 9“ Wm‘ W11
0341119411." was the llsping answer.‘
I I K
Elvin: baby his daily yo‘.
. Every woman will want the aster
13 95 e 1:llz1‘l1ect‘llr1lm:vhicthmt‘he Shtate College of
. Go - - e 1! aca as just issued. A
$ “dye” nimC03t- Free. r-ostaiil-card request for 1-‘ 152 will bring
Goodyear, llianursctunlng con, -
(loll Goodyear. Bldg, 1; Daily, g‘
15 ‘mag ‘n on" ‘O .;':""::“:.1C“l“nYr-“gI<:-0. inural school teachers who a
raincoat tree to one Dunn in “ch ,0. 1" “med ‘0 Suvplemmt the cold lunch
Married-At the Church of st. Valentine. Gwendoien, ml :1 a ht H carried from h
, of John and Mary Gush. to Percy Pinkham Palaver, ' “"5 “F :13 me” 1:136:31; I Itzw and recommend it or cocoa. preparoe?lleatwsl::iho?)lmteeslt‘i"rty Thus):
‘ -"rrau-luau From the Iiritlxlt or ii. sltliilnrnon squeur. today.-Advertuemeiltgu W." ""' "ms lvupiis are healthier’ and looks better
' " ' " - I V , - , , g Drogress in their school work. -
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