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who 0D?l'i‘.1(:S the building. sir."
And about that time a big blue-coated
shoulders in and grabs Flushing
by the collar and says-to me. with U!!-
feellng malevolents:
“'You can talk about ' your reward
later. see? This son of 8 Carrie Nation
can come xv rn ."
And out he yanks Flushing before I
even have tim
w
reasonable in New .
forget that egg-sucking hound-dog look
on Flushing’is patricldal facial counte-
nance as,he was jerked away from me.
I made the fool custodian call up De-
Forest‘: ofilce right away. and he WWI‘
bled out something to me about air. De-
Forest belngvout on the golf course
playing golf. and couldn't see me until
the next morning at 1
than if he didn‘t feel like it.
So there was nothln for me to do
but look up the precinct Jail where my
unfortunate buddy was registered for
the night. They had Flush buried
deeper in lhercalaboose than I thought
they ought to put a. fellow who was
just arrested for simple tampering.
They told me I could t him out on
hem I
persecute u nice-appearing fellow and I
thought he might be sick and would
like to see me. ‘
“You're a 21-1 of u lot of help."
work effect. like he was peeved.
. I
have I done.
VVasn't it’ your scheme?"
"Yes. but you ought to got the re-
ward right away. so 1 could appear at
night court, plead guilty. and have you
pay my line. on’: you know anything
about law and such. you big Kansas
jnss-ack?"
It was with Herculean difllculty that
I restrained from losing my temper. for
I don't like to hear anybody refer to
my family tree with such hinting In-
sinuations. '‘
“Now, sten," argues. n kind
"voice. because I knows he probably is
sensitive about being in Jail, ‘'1 don't
like to hear you -talk about pleading
guilty. Tell the Judge kind of sorry-
liks that you done it. but don't Dlead
guilty."
He calls me something else that
sounded more insulting than what he
a‘ ‘ "‘ l was an lgorro-ten.
or something like "- ‘ nd urges me
with some‘ plnin cuss word
and get some undoubtable evidence that
he done it. and scare up the boss of
the Furrell Building. and get the re-
ward rlght away after the judge says.
“ fine you ten dollars. please."
He can't say that I didn't take him at
his word. for 1 got up the nerve to call
up Mr. DeForest‘s family renting de-
partments out on l’.iverslile Pike. and
tell him I had the foulest lire apparatus
destroyer. that ever disgraced the arson
:1
:1
a
bad egg," 1 confides to Mr.
custardy." (I think it was my
o me being witty like that, right over
the telephone.) "And if you'll call up
your custodian you'll believe what I
say."
I tells him I'll wait at the precinct
station for him. and pretty soon. sure
enough.‘ up he rolls in his super-twelve.
with friend custodian.
"Well." he snaps at me. like he was
the information man at the Pennsyl-
vania. station, “what the ll-l you want
me to do?" ,
"lie?" answers proudly. like a.I.amkln
always does when addressed that-away,
“I want you to help me persecute at ter-
rible feline that 1 caughtln the not of
committin: his fslin "
And then the custodian throws in‘
some extra remarks. reinforced by some
concrete expressions from Yours regret-
fully. and Mr. eForest lights another
cigarette and agrees to attend night
coorf. .
“’Lhitt reward is odered only for ur-
rest and conviction," he reminds me.
"When he‘: found guilty you'll get the
money."
Well. it was the mockest trial I ever
bore a witness to. o Flush didn't
have to plead at all to get a conviction.
In the midst of his remarks to.the
court. some of which is a little too
aassy an humorous, maybe, the Judge
interlopes and says: ’
“Yeah. shut up!
lnnation before.
Next case?"
‘Veil, that was the i’inal insult to the
camel's vertebral bncltbon and
Flush being the camel. The idea of us
never thinking of him getting daysnnd
not dollars!
shall never forget the look of con-
flagration on Flushing’! face as the pn-
l
I‘vs heard that ex.
Ten days in jail!
0 o'clock. and not '
LEDGER
ear,'that’s A conviction. I guess." And
he writes out a check to me for Sl00.p
I did this much for Flush. anywe)'-
I Waited till after court and asked the
judge coul<in’t lbuy him out or Jail. and
tha Judge tipped me off to the tact that
Plush had been in contempt of court,
en o see Flushing again in
his-cell. and he looked like he was dis-
gusted. or
lift you got any wits at.ai17" he
demands. very rcornfui. “llfl-iy didn't
you tell DeForost it was all a frame-up.
and give him back his reward, so
get out of this?” '
Now. ain't that Just like-a college
guy? After I'd been to all that trouble
getting DeForest down to get. him con-
victed. he blames me. Ingratltude si-
e.
"All right." he grumbles, after 1
scorched him back, sort of. “Find a
lawyer and get me out of this tl-n
place." - . .
The next morning I started out early
i! not bright. to get. a lawyer, and who
u guess had to butt in this time?
I certainly did get exasperated.
The hotel clerk sort of dailies around
a little more polite than usual before
handing me a note that’s in my box,
and he says:
“I beg your pardon-‘er-Mr. Lam]-tin.
but didn't you neglect to-er-pay for
vthe room?"
t was so sudden that I couldn't think
quick. like Flushing might ave done.
so mumbles some apology about that
forgetful partner of mine, and pays the
cashier 364 out of that hundred-dollar
‘check. ‘ im r an extra day,
had $71 left, but it made
me frightful uneasy to see money melt
away like that. - r
I had breakfast with several degrees
of fever, it seems like, and then
looked thru the clnssined telephone
book and found a forty-page section
devoted‘ to lawyers. I passed up all
the swell-sounding firms like
Coffran.
away, and I went right to it. .
e listens to my recital -without tears
and observes. very simple: . 2
4 "I shall be very glad to take steps
on behalf of your friend, Mr. Lamkln.
but I shall have ttixask a. small retainer
of one hundred dollars."
"A small -what?" I comes 'back at
him, thunderstruck. 1-.
“Th: to any. fee." he explains.
“Your friend's position is a very serious
one. Perhaps I shall even have to ex-
crt some-er-political influence, to get
him out."
lt affected me something like wood
alcohol, and I staggered out to find an-
nther lawyer who would take cheaper
steps. -, .
The next one w uldn’t even hear my
story without f. o. . i
advance. and the third one I went to
said he couldn‘t consider such a case
for less than $150.
gress almost at the same time. . '
I etched up after a while back at
F'lushlng's compulsory room without
bath. and explained to him the pain-
ful details about me having only sev-
enty-sorne-odd dollars. and only a hun-
dred could get him out. He'd had plenty
time to polish u w‘
ll
nave to admit that Flush has got a
sense‘nf humor. . .
“ 1-14 right," he summarizes up. very
brisk, like a sugar dealer agin-
ing up his excess profits. "We've got
Did you check out. and
so to a cheaper place?" -
“L ," admits, ashamed of myself
for being so dull. “You see. I was in
“C kg" . ,
“Fl1'le." he bubbles. “For once in
your metanhorlc career you have ex.
hibited a suspicion of ‘
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to make money in New York.
They'll charge ‘em to
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