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| THE CHICAGO LEDGER, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 19v-. 9 :
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er wea g” Gaavtée 4 ie ole guy wid de ‘dinky Se hiskers?” res SAPESEWELUY CU. 19 Warren St, New York!
ange yoniea the sporty gente al one ase ie the site e boy. “Aw, he’s de owner of When Writing Mention The Chicago Ledger.
“One drink! Why, I fot de kind of al “An who's de ey wid sime" LEARN zaeeaiicron ond makcbie monny ah
4 gent what drink at ‘anuader gent’s expense] | “Sh! | Don’ Jayi’ We ain't no guy: rartie: forsiamp: MacMaster, Ds Pera, lad. .
j an’ not ask him to join me.” ts de sportin’ editor! When Writing Mention The Chicago Ledger. s
“ue . Tutt Nut! s ake me sick, Earn SOUS ERES 5
: : toa ee LEAVE IT TO HIM. too, ma’am, bj 7 A.W. SCOTT, Conor :
j ~ , . am, but lower down than me heart. | wie writing Mention The Chicago Ledger. .
£ = . . TART ¥ ing business we
i " His Sweetheart’s Letter. JY lessseetebvertaton ee “Toot men te :
- wj|-:A colonel on’ his tour of inspection, un- every locality, ATOZ, Be. Wattle, Ind,
expectedly. entered the drill room, when he When Writing Mention The Chicago Ledger.
juple of soldiers, one
them reading @ letter aloud, while the other Pe ee MORE sama asm
was listening, and at the same time stopping ARS SUA Nae ete SPAY Seah a
up the reader. :
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officer inquired of the former. AD ALEEAPENSES :
‘You see, Colonel, I'm reading to Atkin SOQAWEEK SALARY eee ;
who cant read himself—a letter which has BRIAR EGO BS
arrived by this afternoon’s post from his | When Writing Mention The Chleago Ledger. :
sweetheart,
7 scAnd you, Atkins, what in the world are Pedals pouton permanente erection
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“Please, Colonel, I am stopping up Mur- | wh
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- mind his reading my sweetheart’s letter, but ind Canvasaora t0
don't want him to I a single word of Patent window
what she has written.
© “A Good Alibi. are a
”’ said>the State's Attorney, When Writing Mention ‘The Chicago Ledger.
“that on the night of the 15th of September, = ‘
the time when this crime was committed, FP eee ee eae ranking oe
you-were.out riding In the town of Oak- code t=
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vie Yes; sir,” said the prisoner, who was try- | ie gsethens thd ed penees wot noe mar Co va = 4
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you were out ridin, When Writing Mcnuion The Chissee ewer.
“Well, 1 don't iknow thelr names, but there F S$ Ww: t d,s
must have been tenor twelve gentlemen
carrying the rail while there were @ dozen armers’ ons Wan e Leadmimige
or .more ‘walk: behind,-earrying the tar | g69 smonth with advancement; si i sioymre
and feathers. > Sean Tita tollubion Branch eftices of the aaso>
| a biation-are being ertablfshed in oach mate; ‘Apily atcnee g\ving
! Coli particulars. The Veterinary Science Ass'n, London, Cauads
A Great Truth, When Writing Mention The Chicago Ledger.
“ murmured the musing theo-
Tt’ is sad,”
rizer, “to think that, a8 a great statesman AH I iS K EY. A G E ui Ts
once said, ‘every man has his price.’ ta:
“Yes,” ‘admitted the intensely practical Breen ee ntucky WB iskey from
rker, “and itis a sad fact that half the | tere goots te paler tnd an cary pollen. Exclunive
time he can't get it,” territory. Tax ORX Co., Hor 24, COVINGTON,
— When Writing “tention The Chicago Ledger. ‘
Where Friendship Cease
“That girl with Johnson there a friend of
“Nope; used io be, though.”
“Not exactly. He married her.”
Getting Around a Ditticulty.
vara ais Vorker—No, sir; I'd never sell my
““Canaldate—ant but won't you rent it to
me for a day?
Ward Worker—Well, that’s different.
Her Tes!
Tittle 2 ‘Me—Do you ieee me very much,
mm.
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q arama (a widow)—Yes, my darling. ;
. “Tg Frank should ask me for a kiss, I don’t believe I could hold my head up.” hen why don’t you marry the man
-)\ «Don't you worry about that. Frank will hold it up for you if he knows his bust- | at vine eandy store? .
ness.”” ————_—__—— } e
= What the World Wants.
Gave Macauley a Chance. Peace OWN | TEETH Chappie—There goes the—ah—man that
was exhortiny his sol- pe. invented smokeless powdah.
ante oho Nhe white pl 5 anyith Dep Cermnnt you ce ‘Weary Beauty—I should feel more inter-
ate’ they protested, “our wives will all| gar gea orine ested in him if he had invented smokeless
w ‘One for Mheir hats.” Don't lot tooth a h cigarettes.
“IT can’t help that,” replied | their stern Gnhidven'e Teeth they wilt think you forte bene ; :
leader. “Remember, war ry besides, e it ment prevents decay derang.ment of stomach, ex. A Friendly Hin
would spoil Macauley’ poem if you didn’t." | pon and dren denth chate, ° Directions eo simple rey—Everwy time I call on Biss Wisely EY %
}. Pressing forward to do thelr duty, they a oa aE tecthe wad rogudar dentise sageree retYgnd her out, doncher know
ig *soon made Ivry famous. eh ia tego ete. If you aos this send for free Jack—Why don't you call around some wan WATKING £0., Box 1505, Pi
oat the Teeth,” fall of yaluabl
ious of we‘entista. Jt costs you not!
ing. Adddrors White Mig. Co,
time when she isn’t expecting you? When Writing Mention The Chicago Seder,
ineianati, Oh!
for if .
Yalnat street, = = :
‘can't sina Many lon ' BIG MAIL FREE!
“T'can't stand it any longer. -I'm going
to me uentist's this instant. to have this Would you lke to get a lot of llters, clr
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out.”
“Nonsense! Your tooth doesn’t ache; it’s
only your. imagination.”.
ome it have bin pull out my. imagina-
His Brains Gone.
ythiWhen I refused Charlie night b
; tore, fast, he threatened to blow his brains
+f out?
i iayme—Well he dido’t...He proposed.to |- =
: ine last ni : q
‘ 1 a eth iedced!’ Then he must have got
: rid of them in some other way.’
ARK Relief in Sight. 7
“Your ‘salary isn’t enough to support my
daughter, sir.”
a “I'm u've come to that conclusion
so early, ir.” - _ and we will enter your name in our Agent
“oe Directory List as above stated. Write tow 7
“Complexion for Cash. rec Once
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r—Ah! Out for a constitutional? AGENTS DIRECTORY LIST.
~P]> gBtlges How can you catl Yankem.a good) Reel year 1 walk two miles efore break ’
Aentist? He isn't in his office half the time. ; T walk two miles before ‘ DIANA. INDIANA COUNTY.” PA:
oD tag’ Thata Just it; he's never In when {a octorais the drug store 80 ease that? | When Writing Mention The Chicago Ledger. When Writing Mention The Chicago Ledgers
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