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In Love at Last.
jMotne r—We must make some inquiries
ut the young man who is calling o
ah ara.
Father—We have inquired about forty
aufterent young men, and that’s all the good
fa Sooner or later she gives them the
mit
| She. is mB carnest about this one.”
“Thin
When they start out for a
moonlight walk, she directs their steps up-
town towar' park, instead of downtown
toward the ice, “cream saloons.
Attractive Advertising.
Customer—I see you advertise
from ten cents to one hundred dol
Dealer—Yes, $i
ee What kind of ‘Dicycles do you sell for ten
bleyeles
oentandy ones."
‘True Philosophy.
Neighbor—Ain’t you goin’ to hunt up that
feller that clon ped with your wife?
Sm: aN -0; let the crime bring its
‘own punishmet
War in the Future.
General. (when bullet-proof uniforms, be-
banners.
so full of lead they can't move another
step without Undressing.
A Close Calculator,
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Small Profits. «
- Burglar. Bill—Got any childre
Slippery Sam (moodily)—I haa e son onct.
to snatch pocketbooks from
“He starved ter death.
Lack of Applause.
After William Hepburi n Russell had made
a political speech to a lemonstra-
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like
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, you know, one often feels the need
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that he Sivalty won
Tess— Ves; he’s pretty sharp, isn’t he
ss—Hxtremely so; but he puts one of
thi e parlor soft cushions on his knees and I
don’t mind ii
to Mr,
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She—For divers
He—Divers' ion
She—Yes; she says being married is so
monotonous.
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