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ATURDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1903.
8s . TITE CHICAGO LEDGER,
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! ~ SPOILED CHILDREN Strength Rather Than Grace.
- At one of our theologa seminaries ius
t i students ake
Usually Make Sickly Men aad Women, | the custom for the stile oe meals. At
e “spolled” child usually makes # Werk, | one time last term the meats had not been
sickly man or woman because suc young-[as tender tudents thought
ster has its own way about diet and eats] ought to be. and the eyes ef, the taculty
- ‘and drinks things that are uniltted for any] were opened e fact when one day a
stomach and sickness results. young veudent “ontered the foitowing bless-
1. "1 was always a delicate spolled child and | ing
. any parents used to let me duink coffee bes} “Qn, Lord, sive us | strength to eat this
cause I would ery for It,” says a Georgia meat.”
young woman, “When I entered tehool 1 a -
Nervousness increased vand. my parents
thought It was due to my going to school so Not Engaged,
they took me out again, But {did not get! Football Man—We would have
‘ amy better and my headaches got worse and| some music at our gai me this afternoon. ; :
weakened me so that I was unfit for any| You are a bandmaster, I believe? ||” Pleasure vs» Work Politeness Betrayed Him.
duty. Sometimes I would go a whole day| Yon Tooter—Yah; bul mein musicians be an ,
w ithout any other nourishment than a cup | struck, ust, begin brasticing mit new Some fo eas others make told ‘ae irgiatea ae wassite.c Saytan rt
of ones, und ve gan blay only von tun
pring I had a bad attack of the} “Well, maybe “that wit do. What ‘is it?” These last their bait in tin cans take, cia Street. car conductor of a job, but
cee, an need fe wo TPeould not avink It om __ . “Why was dat?” ased his companion of
“3 W the ties.
nd allows would cause a 1e »
terrible burning in my stomach, It was at ‘She “sald Twas too polite.’
this time that a friend who had been much ————
benet he use of um suggested An Effective Plan,
hat 1 try this food drink, T found it sim Mr. De Troker—The bills my wife sends
‘ me from the seuside are ruinous.
Ir. Sharpe—My wife didn’t remain
away two weel
Frow did you manage It?
ired a fellow to typewrite my letters
to her, and scented the paper with violet”
ve
d my nerves are as
er Tor ty ON ‘Soon as I
ool In the afternoon.
. "Postar with crackers or ® biseule makes
+ Sour Grapes.
“I believe,” said the girl with the now
iheon, It certainly saved my tite for T
Know eoitee would have killed me tn time engagement ring, “that men and women
had T continued drinking it. should marry their opposil
ve a youn, vt friend, a ster “That being the case,” eolned the malt
rapher, leclares nothing ‘strengthens with a streak of envy in make-up, “
and refreshes her like Postum and she has suppose your fiance is ‘everything that’s b-
A little oil stove in her office and mukes a hice”
cup of Postum at noontime. I have recom- ° ——___——
mended this wonderful beverage to many . 5
uf my friends who know wha as done Wisdom of Experience.
for me.” Name. given by Dostum Co, Dat= . said the owner of the brindle
ue Creek, canine. "I wouldn't take a farm for thit
ook It each package for a copy of t Goer."
“I don't blame you,” replied the man
whose w isdom was the’ offspring of ex-
perience, “It's sight easier to run a dog
than it is to ran a
fetus Tete book. “The Road to Weliv! ihe
Quite the Same.
. “wat ae you think of old Uncle Peter
dev i his money for the erection of a
Proof of Insanity,
“Is the prisoner going to plead, insanity
as his defense?” asked the court ster
rapher,
‘Judging from his selection of an atto
” Peplied the lawyer, who had fled to
"I should say. he wa’
oie um over his remains?” said the
needy relative. .
ul!” replied the second. “It’s just a
: wut waste 7
I call it a wasteful will.“
© The Story of Phoebe Snow.
If you have ever taken a summer railroad
p you will enjoy the ‘Story of Phoebe
Snow,” which describes in'a series of dainty
pictures the experiences of 2 pretty girl who
$1.00 Big Stove Offer.
‘af vou can nse the best big 6u0-pound steel range
%
ee, General
: need | he without the best cooking or heating store
Passenger Agent, New York City.
Rural Journalism,
id Subseriber~We won't have any et
Cri
Not Twins.
Shea hear the stork brought, something
to your house the
He Grou idly) ¥en inde a .
- ant t | Jim kiss you last night? ; New Subscriber—Think not?
Teles it lone two nute, thank goodness! isy—OF course, he didn't. | Why do you ask such a question? Old Subscriber—No; the editor's wife is
only one Masy—Well, he told me he liked your ch using the clipping shears to cut the edi
A Fine Kidney Remedy. Their Strong Points. Indiana Nonsense, , Shoned Samso1
ss S Tinehcosk, Hank Mangia, Cons. (tne | Briton—Your heroes of the revolution, A camera fiend of Vincenne:
= weet a rae noe you oyvere realy Attempted to photo some hennes anoveliys barbers are something of
senna wi iq ho will direet them tothe pe a comin t their cor He "i ’
_ a ethos dia play hob with the He Yorgot to unceren nie Wate ere basher i, billed days ays, or name?
Catering to Dame Fashion, King's English, sure enough Penn—Delilah, ‘
Man Dressmaker—Well, what now? oe Enough, —_————__
Apprentice—I have discovered y to % “ -
make a woman's dress 30 that she will took th at the Wan Os each of whom 19 sit feet tate sons, Little Boy- wens ee pen ian
ike a hump-backed babvon with — bit's re they very advanced?” es Please, Mrs. Grumpy,
wines. a Extremely. nin, they play poker andl ard toute think she'd feel superstitious Wants | 3 Know if you will lend her “yout
Man Dressmaker—Glorious! It will be-] make it a rule .that four queens beat a} “well, I guess she " ,
le Goesn't feel supersti- —I
come the rage. struight flush, tious enough t another.” hoops’ are “OH ah patton seat, Tait it's fal
of water,
- - Where Friendship Ceases,
. nae 4 P “That. girl With, Johnson there—a friend
Wie of his, I presume
“Nope; used to be, though.” :
Had a faliing ‘out
“Not exactly, He married her.”
A Cool Question, i
A. Puser—wh you do it
ett tee! at would you 4
Mary MeLane—t would scream for hell 5
Fusser Why, don’t you think I cou
ao it alone
Rubbiog Tt In, .
Bridget—Miss Gladys is not a Oy
ys iy not at home. 4)
bat Rallow=neully? Pshaw!
acd
Ret—Yis, sor; but she said if that’s
box of ie candy ye're carryin’ she hoped ¥
- ' It Would Seem So, *. ot j
e by the papers that your for
bn ‘has just been divorced from ns
tira oss
as T always said, 3s imp
bie. to ‘tive ith that mai
Might Get It. un
. pitts, vthe baby had the measles yet,
eRe ht Don't speak so low: ud. Whene’ et
e hears anything mentioned that he re
et he cries for
do yeane Hostess—So sorry, Count, the service Is very slow tonight; we have to wait so between courses You don't. .
Count Rochambeau—Ah, no, dear madame; am indeed & Yer! fine: waiter, » : ont mind waiting, |< * Uptu-Date Girl nace .
she Eewtery Oh, Count, i cae meg Oh, Ane Pa REMAN One who waits on the ta wwinles ou are a great lover of Mth
Ah, no, e wa ot that Th: our
Gre walting on ze walters who walt; ah, sacre bled, diablo zis salts om the walter the which wales thet table while ze guests” coachmang wt SWAY WH 70 nat |
esta Ida—Too pledelant I'll wait until be
a chauffeur,
Fre eee nn — eet eae ices